One thing I like about Dark Shadows was the slaps! But as Victoria once said, "You deserve a lot more than just a slap!" So who should have trashed the drawing room, or any other room, or perhaps the garden with the fountain---to get down DYNASTY-style!
One catfight that would have been great would be Victoria vs. Angelique. I know our Angelic-one had powers, but she wouldn't have time to cast any spells while Victoria was beating her with one of those pillows on the sofa. And I think that even Angelique would try and win a fight without resorting to magic, at least until she had a vase of flowers broken over her head.
By the same token, I also would have loved to have seen Julia vs. Angelique. Julia would have had a nice bouquet of long blonde hair before she could have even cast one spell!
Actually, out of everyone on the show, I think Grayson would have been the most likely to want to do a stunt like this. A Julia vs. Hoffman catfight would have been great, but too bad it would have to end the way it would! Can you imagine Julia and a stuntperson as Hoffman rolling around the floor of the coffin room, with Grayson trying hard not to pull the stunt person's red wig off?
The men were allowed to have fights every once in a while, but I wonder if the women would have gone through with this, or insisted on stunt-women to do the scenes? Does anyone else have a catfight they would have loved to have seen on DARK SHADOWS?