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Current Talk '02 I / Re: A Question Of Propriety
« on: May 16, 2002, 06:25:23 AM »Quote
I can just see the scene: A romantic, moonlit night over the cottage. Jeff answers the door to find the lovely Maggie, dressed seductively in that Lands End floral print, flannel quilt dress (which, by the way, all of you across America will be able to purchase at your local Sears Roebuck Store this fall). Maggie blushes as she first lays her eyes on the handsome Jeff, sporting that rakish, earth tone sports coat and she tries to explain that she saw Jeff in her dream.
A puzzled, but delighted Jeff invites Maggie to tell him all about her dream. He offers her a drink as they both sit down on the sofa. Jeff pops an 8-track tape into his stereo system and the throaty, sultry sound of Bonnie Raitt's voice begins to sing "Let's Give Them Something To Talk About."
Maggie begins to relate her dream to Jeff as if she's experiencing some sensuous reverie. And, Jeff... Well, you get the idea. I don't have to paint a picture for you, do I?
Well, you ALMOST got it right. But, the song was "Love to Love You, Baby"! I mean, you can imagine how seductive Disco Jeff would think that would be!
As for Vickie, I don't know if she even knows what could happen! Can't you just see her "Peter, get your hands off Josette this minute!"
And I already had a lovely dress almost like that, thank you very much.....