Chillin' Out In Collinsport!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Hey gang,

With the temperature predicted to reach 100 degrees (with a heat index in excess of 100 degrees, possibly, even nearing the 110 degree level) across much of the country today, where do you think Barnbas & company would go to "beat-the-heat" in that small fishing village on the rocky coast of Maine (especially, if Collinsport experienced a complete, "pain-in-the-caboose" power blackout)?

With absolutely no electrical power in the Old House, anyway, maybe Barnabas, Willie and Dr. Hoffman might some  find relief from the heat, down in one of those catacomb-like passageways under the 18th century house?  (Although, the secret room in the Collins Family Mausoleum might be cooler than those musty and cobweb-strewn Old House catacombs?)

Then again, maybe Mrs. Stoddard, Roger, Carolyn, David and Vicky might trek-over to Widow's Hill in their Land-Rover, to hopefully catch some cooling and refreshing sea breezes, as a way of escaping the decidely un-Maine-like sirocco winds, assaulting Hancock County, Maine?  (And, wouldn't Mrs. Johnson and her son, Harry, be absolutely "thrilled," to have to schlepp all of those heavily ice-laden coolers of soft drinks, wine and water for their employers'/betters' enjoyment up there on that notoious peak?) 

If all else failed, I suppose that everyone could don their skimpiest of bathing suits, and head on over to the Blue Whale to sip on voluminous bottles of Heineken, Corona Beer and Budweiser, kept cool by the ever-enterprising Bob Rooney, by submersing the brewskies in lobster traps, just off of the dock in Collinsport Bay, immediately outside of the bar.  Can you picture Prof. Stokes wearing a European-style "speedo" while imbibing a St. Pauli Girl or Donna Friedlander, nursing a Bass Ale, and catching some rays on the Blue Whale dock, in her new thong bikini?  (Yeah, picture THAT! )

Stay cool today, everyone!

Bob the Bartender
PS Maybe today is one day, when it would pay to have P.T. Angelique's recurring "frigid" medical condition?             

[Raineypark]

This being the coast of Maine, even if the air temps hit 110 the water should still be cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey....

To the BEACH!!!

[BuzzH]

If all else failed, I suppose that everyone could don their skimpiest of bathing suits,

You mean, like this?   

http://bobubas.topcities.com/big_lou__page_4.htm

(scroll to the bottom of the page!)

[Bob_the_Bartender]

You mean, like this?  

http://bobubas.topcities.com/big_lou__page_4.htm

(scroll to the bottom of the page!)

Oh, wow, what great "candid" photos of Roger, Barnabas and that other fellow on the beach!!!  Kudos to you, Buzz, for posting them!!!

Now, if we could only see similarly-attired photos of Mrs. Johnson, Ezra Braithwaite and Bathia Mapes, enjoying a day at the beach!  (Who knows, maybe all of  those "open-minded" and "entirely-liberated" individuals frequented the "clothing-optional" beach at Ship-Wreck Cove, to cool off on a sultry and steamy day like today?

[BuzzH]

Now, if we could only see similarly-attired photos of Mrs. Johnson, Ezra Braithwaite and Bathia Mapes, enjoying a day at the beach!  (Who knows, maybe all of  those "open-minded" and "entirely-liberated" individuals frequented the "clothing-optional" beach at Ship-Wreck Cove, to cool off on a sultry and steamy day like today?

Hmm...do we REALLY want to see these 3 on a Nude Beach, LOL!   

BTW, the "other fellow" is our very own Bobubas!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

This being the coast of Maine, even if the air temps hit 110 the water should still be cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey....

To the BEACH!!!

Yes, now that you mention it, the Arctic-like Maine sea water would  pose a definite "problem" for any male Collinsport naturist (like, for instance, possibly John Yeager or Bruno Hess, being the unbelievable egoists/if, not, unashamed narcissists, that they truly were) emerging from the "blood-circulation-inhibiting" water at Ship Wreck Cove.  

[retzev]

Can you picture Prof. Stokes wearing a European-style "speedo" while imbibing a St. Pauli Girl...

YES! I CAN!  That's too funny!

[retzev]

You mean, like this?

What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

[Bob_the_Bartender]

What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

You know they do sort of look like Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis and Sir Laurence Olivier in "Spartacus," if you ask me.

[Lydia]

Hospitals tend to have air conditioning, so that gives the intelligent Collinwood resident two options:  Collinsport Hospital or Windcliff.  I'd opt for Windcliff.  No need to come up with a real physical injury, and easy to escape once the heat wave breaks.

What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

I don't know, but wow! what a picture of him!

By the way, does anybody have an update on Craig Hamrick's condition?

[jennifer]

WOW Frid has 6 pack abs!!!


jennifer
too funny Bob Ship Wreck Cove ROTFL

[BuzzH]

What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

Hmmm, think he probably wears one now (kidding, kidding!   )

[BuzzH]

WOW Frid has 6 pack abs!!!

Um, that was then, this is now.  I'm sure now he has a nice, octogenarian paunch.    However, having said that, he looks damn good for, what does he call himself, on "Ongoing Octogenerian".  And granted, he WAS skinny back in da day, but I do think he was sucking it in a little.  

[arashi]

This being the coast of Maine, even if the air temps hit 110 the water should still be cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey....

To the BEACH!!!

::laughing out loud:: Don't you know it! Some days just thinking about how cold that water is is enough.

[Nancy]

What the hell's Frid wearing? Is that a diaper?

Hmmm, think he probably wears one now (kidding, kidding!   )

Yes, he does - it has cute little black bats all over it.

nancy