Perhaps we should designate a Cousins Memorial Day for cousins who have not been heard from in a while. We could have a rousing - albeit scattered - rendition of Auld Lang Syne, and call out into the void: "Come back, Magnus! Come back, Ringo! Come back, Little Sheba!"I'm thinking April 20, the anniversary of Bram Stoker's death, would be a good day. Sort of far away, but that will give us lots of time to make the necessary elaborate preparations.