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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2006, 04:01:54 PM »
i don't have diana millay's cookbook but i do have her silly book "the power of halloween"

She used to have some pretty silly recipes on her website, too. And this is no lie:

Cheese and Crackers:

Grasp trisket, invert cannister of cheeze whiz, depress nozzle.

I could not possible make this stuff up.

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2006, 04:04:57 PM »
I agree mscbryk, they all sound pretty gross to me. :P


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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2006, 04:43:46 PM »
She used to have some pretty silly recipes on her website, too. And this is no lie:

Cheese and Crackers:

Grasp trisket, invert cannister of cheeze whiz, depress nozzle.

I could not possible make this stuff up.

And you're not, that's *exactly* the kind of recipes she has in her book, LOL!  ;)  It's TOO f**king funny!   [stfl]
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2006, 06:10:32 PM »
Well, Diana's book is called "I'd rather eat..."  The great lady did not say anything about actual COOKING, now did she???

Grayson had a recipe for a grape dessert that was published in at least two daytime TV mags back around 1970-71.  In interviews she mentioned vitella tonnata and carpaccio (which is sort of like beef sushi), the latter of which she first sampled at Harry's Bar in Venice, Italy, as among her favorite dishes.  She was known for her flair with Mexican cookery but in the Sixties identified herself as a French chef (I think this may have been Julia Child's influence).

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2006, 07:05:40 PM »
No, she doesn't mention cooking in the title. But as you'll see in the cookbook she does enjoy cooking as well as eating.

Well, Diana's book is called "I'd rather eat..."  The great lady did not say anything about actual COOKING, now did she???

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2006, 08:12:34 PM »
I believe the grape dish was called Green Grapes Victoria, and I've been trying to locate that recipe for years!  Does anyone out there know the actual recipe Grayson used?

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2006, 09:12:11 PM »
Hi Charles, I have it at home and if I can remember, I will post it in this thread tomorrow.  It sounds like fun but I have never tried it.

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2006, 09:55:15 PM »
I could not possible make this stuff up.

Ah, strictly in the school of Sandra Lee, I see.
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2006, 10:37:08 AM »
Ah, strictly in the school of Sandra Lee, I see.

"Now, what I want you to do is take one of these store-bought crackers, and then I want you to pick up a can of this wonderful aerosol cheese and squirt the cheese onto the cracker.  These will go great with our Tang mimosas."

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2006, 02:42:29 PM »
These will go great with our Tang mimosas."

OMG!  Tang!  I remember that awful stuff!  We're showing our age to the kiddies on here.  ;)
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2006, 07:04:38 PM »
"Now, what I want you to do is take one of these store-bought crackers, and then I want you to pick up a can of this wonderful aerosol cheese and squirt the cheese onto the cracker.  These will go great with our Tang mimosas."

It's great to see a fellow fan of "Chef" Lee  ;D
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2006, 12:45:23 AM »
luciaphil,

it was you who first turned me on to ms.lee in the "idol thoughts".i had never even heard of her.

but she's the worst!it's like cooking with the "stepford wives".wierd sort of 1950's era back-of-the-box cookery.
i like it when she adds some sort of flavoring extract to canned icing and uses it to frost a cake.

it comes on saturday morning so sometimes i watch it with my coffee in disbelief.
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2006, 12:46:57 AM »
I love tang  :D
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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2006, 02:01:21 PM »
You're not going to believe this!  Yesterday a package came in the mail for me.  Inside were some old issues of Afternoon TV that I won off eBay, and they were all from 1969.  Of course, there were a lot of great articles on DS, but lo and behold, there was Grayson's recipe for Green Grapes Victoria, accompanied by a photo of Grayson and Thing!!  It's a dessert made with green grapes, rum, whipped cream, vream cheese and other items.  I'll definitely give a copy to Jim Pierson along with the Virginia Vestoff recipe I found to get started with a new Celebrity Cookbook!

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Re: DS Cookbook
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2006, 02:06:41 PM »
but lo and behold, there was Grayson's recipe for Green Grapes Victoria, accompanied by a photo of Grayson and Thing!! 

How 'bout a scanned photo of the photo Charles?   ;D
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