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Episode #0487
« on: May 08, 2006, 12:30:38 AM »
 
 (NOTE: Stokes and Julia are meeting for the first time and Stokes is inserting his monocle.)

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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 12:33:30 AM »
S: Oh this?  All the better to see you with my dear!
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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 12:59:34 AM »
Julia Hoffman: Why Proffessor, did your monocle pop out because I'm such a lovely sight to behold?

T.Elliot Stokes:  On the contrary Miss Hoffman.... I have a case of the hicups, and I was just about to have a slice of chedder cheese.
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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2006, 05:13:21 AM »
Stokes:  Yes indeed, you look remarkably like a certain portrait of my ancestor Ben Stokes's favorite mule.  An early portrait, painted before the mule went lame.  One the finest works of John Singleton Copley.
Julia:  And just how old is the prescription on that monocle?

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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2006, 06:45:24 AM »
Perhaps you'd wait a second while I pop this in, I can't do my impersonation of Mr. Peanut without it, or perhaps you'd like to see my Uncle Moneybags skit instead?

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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2006, 09:34:40 AM »
ES: "Ho-GAN!!!   I mean, Hoff-MAN!!!"
JH: "Does this mean you won't let Kinch out of the cooler-- I mean, Wyncliffe?"
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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2006, 05:49:16 PM »
Stokes: Let's see what the problem is.  Ah, I it's quite clear that you Shimmied when you should have coco poped. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2006, 07:29:07 PM »
Julia: I hate to say I told you so, but I told you not to use super glue!
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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 06:16:19 PM »
Stokes: Wow, you are such a looker! Hubba-hubba!

Julia: Really, Elliot!! (thinking) Finally SOMEONE appreciates me!

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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 03:46:44 AM »
Julia: I see you use a monocle, is that your bad eye?

Stokes: Of course not, it's a chick magnet.
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Re: Episode #0487
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 09:34:48 PM »
Stokes: Ahh, a very fine specimen indeed!

Julia: Thank you, professor, but I'd prefer it if you just told me I was pretty.

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