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Episode #0366
« on: November 21, 2005, 12:08:32 AM »
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2005, 12:12:52 AM »
I had to post this capture because I think that, dramatic though it may be, it's one of the most unintentionally hilariously absurd moments on DS. Yes, the new governess has fainted - let's just stand here looking at her down on the floor!  ::)  ;D

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2005, 02:55:12 AM »
NATHAN: What's up Barnabas, my homeboy!
NAOMI: Lt. Forbes, I don't understand that nonsense!
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 03:29:51 PM »
B: What in God's name IS that Mother?
N: It's that damn cat again!  I told the servants to set up a litter box!   >:(
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2005, 06:45:53 PM »
Barnabas: Who's that Mother... a new servant?

Naomi: I think so, although I believe she shouldn't be taking her break here on our new carpet... first her, then the next thing you know all the servants will want to... 
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2005, 07:24:45 PM »
Everyone was trying to figure out what the dog ate that could make it throw up with a color that matched the rug.  
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2005, 06:28:30 AM »
Naomi:   "I never believed that cat was Joshua, but look... he has Joshua's exact same incontinence problem!"

Barnabas:  "Interesting..."
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2005, 10:28:21 PM »
A chagrined Nathan, a shocked Naomi and a bemused Barnabas looking down and witnessing an 18th century version of artist Spencer Tunick's mass-nude-tableaux, entitled: "Suki Forbes Meets the Entire Collins Fishing Fleet!" :o   

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2005, 10:44:32 PM »
 [laughing4]  [stfl]  Great one, Bob!!  [thumb]

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2005, 10:54:45 PM »
[laughing4]  [stfl]  Great one, Bob!!  [thumb]

Thank you!  (I wonder if Barnabas and Julia Hoffman ever went skinnydipping off of the obviously secluded Shipwreck Cove beach on some romantic, moonlit night?)  ::)

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2005, 05:49:36 PM »
The cast of Dark Shadows is baffled by dan Curtis' latest cost-cutting move: placing the Tele-Prompters on the floor!

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2005, 06:31:02 PM »
The cast of Dark Shadows is baffled by dan Curtis' latest cost-cutting move: placing the Tele-Prompters on the floor!

 [laughing4]  OMG, that's funny.

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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2005, 09:03:55 AM »
A chagrined Nathan, a shocked Naomi and a bemused Barnabas looking down and witnessing an 18th century version of artist Spencer Tunick's mass-nude-tableaux, entitled: "Suki Forbes Meets the Entire Collins Fishing Fleet!" :o   

LOL!    Kudoes to Tunick on getting the whole fleet into the Drawing Room.  (That's where they are, right?  I"ll have to go back and check.)

Naomi:  "I wouldn't mind, but they all reek of fish..."
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2006, 05:31:08 AM »
Naomi:  Good Lord, child, why did you faint?

Vicki: I--I don't understand!  I didn't think they made LIME GREEN clothes in 1795!
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Re: Episode #0366
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2006, 04:58:05 AM »
As he watched Red Rover scuttling towards the finish line in the lobster race, Nathan thanked his lucky stars that he was born nearly two centuries before the advent of drug testing.