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« on: October 27, 2005, 07:21:43 AM »
 [hall2_smiley]
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 02:26:55 PM »
Barnabas ponders the implications of making Raggady Anne one of his hapless victims.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 02:20:25 AM »
After seeing the doxies of Collinsport Barnabas knew he was doing the villlage a big favor!
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 03:24:06 AM »
Tammy Faye Baker is my idol [gorgeous].
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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 07:10:04 PM »
Maude: You know, Ben, I never noticed this before, but you are such a HUNK....

Ben (mumbling): Why do all the babes find me sexy ONLY after they're gotten totally wasted on rum?
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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 11:38:29 PM »
Maude: This is my best Bette Midler face.

Barnabas: Who's Bette Midler?
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2006, 01:00:45 PM »
Ode to Maude Browning:

There was a young lass named Maud-ie,

who oft times could be very bawdy.

She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.

I've got a cheap pimp,

that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2006, 07:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on December 24, 2006, 01:00:45 PM
Ode to Maude Browning:

There was a young lass named Maud-ie,

who oft times could be very bawdy.

She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.

I've got a cheap pimp,

that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]


 [santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 10:58:30 PM »
Quote from: rainingwolf on December 24, 2006, 07:46:30 PM
[santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!

Thank you very much!  Yes, Maude Browning, arguably Collinsport's greatest "working girl" ever! ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 11:33:54 PM »
"Yoo hoo!!  Loco Brothers!!!"    That's far enough out of left field I think!
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 08:46:19 PM »
Maude: I just need to add inch long fake eyelashes and I'll be wearing as much makeup as Amanda Harris!

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2007, 05:24:45 AM »
Maude (thinking)  I better not tell him I have the clap ....
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 01:10:50 PM »
Gentleman: Listen here, Mole, I mean, Maude!
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 02:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Nelson Collins on February 07, 2007, 05:24:45 AM
Maude (thinking)  I better not tell him I have the clap ....

Well, that's sort of inconsiderate.

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2007, 02:41:59 PM »
I apologize if I caused any offense
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There's not a man on my ottoman, there hasn't been one in weeks.
There's not a man on my ottoman, he's gone off to fight the Greeks.
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