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Episode #0439
« on: October 27, 2005, 08:21:43 AM »
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 03:26:55 PM »
Barnabas ponders the implications of making Raggady Anne one of his hapless victims.
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 03:20:25 AM »
After seeing the doxies of Collinsport Barnabas knew he was doing the villlage a big favor!
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 04:24:06 AM »
Tammy Faye Baker is my idol [gorgeous].
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 08:10:04 PM »
Maude: You know, Ben, I never noticed this before, but you are such a HUNK....

Ben (mumbling): Why do all the babes find me sexy ONLY after they're gotten totally wasted on rum?
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 12:38:29 AM »
Maude: This is my best Bette Midler face.

Barnabas: Who's Bette Midler?
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2006, 02:00:45 PM »
Ode to Maude Browning:

There was a young lass named Maud-ie,

who oft times could be very bawdy.

She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.

I've got a cheap pimp,

that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2006, 08:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on December 24, 2006, 02:00:45 PM
Ode to Maude Browning:

There was a young lass named Maud-ie,

who oft times could be very bawdy.

She said to the gent, "Please help pay for my rent.

I've got a cheap pimp,

that's my story!" [gorgeous] [laughing_devil]


 [santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 11:58:30 PM »
Quote from: rainingwolf on December 24, 2006, 08:46:30 PM
[santa_grin] [laughing4]That is just perfect!!

Thank you very much!  Yes, Maude Browning, arguably Collinsport's greatest "working girl" ever! ;)
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2007, 12:33:54 AM »
"Yoo hoo!!  Loco Brothers!!!"    That's far enough out of left field I think!
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2007, 09:46:19 PM »
Maude: I just need to add inch long fake eyelashes and I'll be wearing as much makeup as Amanda Harris!

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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2007, 06:24:45 AM »
Maude (thinking)  I better not tell him I have the clap ....
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2007, 02:10:50 PM »
Gentleman: Listen here, Mole, I mean, Maude!
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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 03:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Nelson Collins on February 07, 2007, 06:24:45 AM
Maude (thinking)  I better not tell him I have the clap ....

Well, that's sort of inconsiderate.

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Re: Episode #0439
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2007, 03:41:59 PM »
I apologize if I caused any offense
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