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« on: October 27, 2005, 07:06:36 AM »
 [hall2_grin]
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 12:30:59 PM »
After years of using televangelism against "The Addams Family," Trask finally gets his comeuppance.
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2005, 02:18:21 PM »
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas shows Trask the *true* meaning of "bitch-slap"!
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2005, 07:07:05 PM »
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Ian and BuzzH, those are great!  [hall2_grin]
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2005, 07:04:09 PM »
Trask did not know who's hand that was.... but he did know that something smelled fishy!
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2005, 10:26:37 AM »
Hand:  "I am not the hand of Count Petofi!  I'm the hand of Victor Fenn-Gibbon, recently arrived from England!    Mind if I stay at Collinwood, and throw everyone's lives into chaos?"

Trask:   "Nobody's home now!   Come back in a hundred years!"
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 10:46:55 AM »
Trask:  Six fingers!  Seven?  All right, so I never learned to count!  What's it to you?
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 02:36:34 PM »
The hand spoke, "If you Thing One is bad, just wait 'til Thing Two!"
Trask shrieked, "Its the dreaded voice of Gerald McGrew! I will eat no more green eggs and ham, Trask I am!"
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 05:40:27 PM »
Trask: Well, slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa!

Disembodied Hand: You got it Bealziboob!
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 01:52:30 AM »
Having snuck away for a secret smoke of his special stash, Trask failed to read the little label on the mirror that stated 'objects in mirror appear closer than they really are'
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 02:13:04 AM »
Congratulations everybody!    This thread has skidded off the rails admirably, and is becoming truly hallucinogenic!    That's no insult at ALL, this is my favorite kind of thing!     Just look at some of my more drunken captions for evidence...
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2006, 02:06:12 PM »
Since I can't edit, let me just clarify that nothing negative was meant.    I was enjoying all the chaotic and varied imagery from one caption to the next.   That sounded pretentious.  Oh well.   
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2022, 02:08:42 AM »
Barnabas:  I’ll trouble you no more if you pull all 5 fingers.

Trask:  Never!!! Vampire farts are worse than death.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2022, 03:42:26 AM »
Hand: "After I finish with you, I'm going after Senor Wences."

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