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Episode #0438
« on: October 27, 2005, 08:06:36 AM »
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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2005, 01:30:59 PM »
After years of using televangelism against "The Addams Family," Trask finally gets his comeuppance.

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2005, 03:18:21 PM »
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas shows Trask the *true* meaning of "bitch-slap"!
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2005, 08:07:05 PM »
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Ian and BuzzH, those are great!  [hall2_grin]

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2005, 08:04:09 PM »
Trask did not know who's hand that was.... but he did know that something smelled fishy!
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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2005, 11:26:37 AM »
Hand:  "I am not the hand of Count Petofi!  I'm the hand of Victor Fenn-Gibbon, recently arrived from England!    Mind if I stay at Collinwood, and throw everyone's lives into chaos?"

Trask:   "Nobody's home now!   Come back in a hundred years!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 11:46:55 AM »
Trask:  Six fingers!  Seven?  All right, so I never learned to count!  What's it to you?

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 03:36:34 PM »
The hand spoke, "If you Thing One is bad, just wait 'til Thing Two!"
Trask shrieked, "Its the dreaded voice of Gerald McGrew! I will eat no more green eggs and ham, Trask I am!"
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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 06:40:27 PM »
Trask: Well, slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa!

Disembodied Hand: You got it Bealziboob!
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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 02:52:30 AM »
Having snuck away for a secret smoke of his special stash, Trask failed to read the little label on the mirror that stated 'objects in mirror appear closer than they really are'
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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 03:13:04 AM »
Congratulations everybody!    This thread has skidded off the rails admirably, and is becoming truly hallucinogenic!    That's no insult at ALL, this is my favorite kind of thing!     Just look at some of my more drunken captions for evidence...
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2006, 03:06:12 PM »
Since I can't edit, let me just clarify that nothing negative was meant.    I was enjoying all the chaotic and varied imagery from one caption to the next.   That sounded pretentious.  Oh well.   
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2022, 03:08:42 AM »
Barnabas:  I’ll trouble you no more if you pull all 5 fingers.

Trask:  Never!!! Vampire farts are worse than death.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0438
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2022, 04:42:26 AM »
Hand: "After I finish with you, I'm going after Senor Wences."

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