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Episode #0671
« on: June 24, 2005, 04:17:57 AM »
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2005, 01:45:19 AM »
MAGGIE: Oh, Chris - your haircut is even worse than Amy described.

CHRIS: Stick around, Maggie - you'll see some hair growth that makes Chewbacca look like a troll doll.

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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2005, 06:24:07 AM »
Maggie:  "Oh Chris, it's hopeless!  I'll never be able to tie a scarf as well as Dr. Hoffman!"

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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2005, 10:48:34 PM »
Maggie:  Oh, Chris, I'm so lonely now that Joe's been taken to the cracker factory...   How about you and I going for a stroll in the woods.  We won't even need a flashlight, with that big beautiful FULL MOON rising!
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2005, 01:22:44 PM »
Chris:  Maggie!  Get that gun away from me.
Maggie:  Relax, it's just a water gun . . that shoots liquid silver.
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Chris (thinking): Man I loving when Maggie wears stuff that makes her look pregnant. 
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2005, 09:58:59 PM »
Maggie: Christopher Jennings, you are drunk!
Chris: No I wasn't honest!
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 12:00:41 AM »
Chris {gasp}: Geeze Maggie, what is it with the swinging-door policy around here? Can't you give a guy 5 minutes...5 minutes?!

Maggie: :o  I-I just wanted to borrow a cup of...sugar...


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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2005, 02:38:57 PM »
Chris: Those buttons sure are shiny . . did I say that out loud?
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My previous post made me laugh.  I didn't plan on using such bad grammar.  ". . I loving when . ."  ::) I guess it's cave man Chris.  Woops.
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2005, 07:10:34 PM »
Maggie:  Well Dr Hoffman said you know how to put the zip back into a girls step. . .
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2005, 01:02:04 AM »
chris:"maggie,what are you doing?i thought you girls only wore your scarves like that before what's-his-name at the old house was 'cured'."

maggie:"i have no idea what you're talking about.there was a scarf-tying seminar at ohrbach's today.i think it looks nice!"
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2005, 03:26:21 AM »
[laughing4] That's funny :)

It's odd, but until I visited this forum I knew nothing of Ohrbach's, but now I know enough to laugh out loud at jokes like that.  
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2005, 05:16:03 PM »
C: Sheesh Maggie! What's that hideous growth on your neck anyway?
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2005, 03:27:14 AM »
Chris:  Hello little girl... I'll take two box's

Maggie: Chris, I'm a little too grown up to be a girl scout don't you think?
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 04:06:30 PM »
Maggie: Chris, did you forget? Tonight you promised to play "Mystery Date".
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Re: Episode #0671
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2006, 02:28:42 AM »
Chris: Hello Maggie, its nice of you to come visit me.

Maggie: Visit? what are you saying, this is my house!
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