DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - The Werewolf-Quentin's Ghost => Topic started by: Heather on June 24, 2005, 05:17:57 AM
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MAGGIE: Oh, Chris - your haircut is even worse than Amy described.
CHRIS: Stick around, Maggie - you'll see some hair growth that makes Chewbacca look like a troll doll.
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Maggie: "Oh Chris, it's hopeless! I'll never be able to tie a scarf as well as Dr. Hoffman!"
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Maggie: Oh, Chris, I'm so lonely now that Joe's been taken to the cracker factory... How about you and I going for a stroll in the woods. We won't even need a flashlight, with that big beautiful FULL MOON rising!
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Chris: Maggie! Get that gun away from me.
Maggie: Relax, it's just a water gun . . that shoots liquid silver.
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Chris (thinking): Man I loving when Maggie wears stuff that makes her look pregnant.
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Maggie: Christopher Jennings, you are drunk!
Chris: No I wasn't honest!
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Chris {gasp}: Geeze Maggie, what is it with the swinging-door policy around here? Can't you give a guy 5 minutes...5 minutes?!
Maggie: :o I-I just wanted to borrow a cup of...sugar...
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Chris: Those buttons sure are shiny . . did I say that out loud?
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My previous post made me laugh. I didn't plan on using such bad grammar. ". . I loving when . ." ::) I guess it's cave man Chris. Woops.
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Maggie: Well Dr Hoffman said you know how to put the zip back into a girls step. . .
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chris:"maggie,what are you doing?i thought you girls only wore your scarves like that before what's-his-name at the old house was 'cured'."
maggie:"i have no idea what you're talking about.there was a scarf-tying seminar at ohrbach's today.i think it looks nice!"
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[laughing4] That's funny :)
It's odd, but until I visited this forum I knew nothing of Ohrbach's, but now I know enough to laugh out loud at jokes like that.
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C: Sheesh Maggie! What's that hideous growth on your neck anyway?
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Chris: Hello little girl... I'll take two box's
Maggie: Chris, I'm a little too grown up to be a girl scout don't you think?
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Maggie: Chris, did you forget? Tonight you promised to play "Mystery Date".
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Chris: Hello Maggie, its nice of you to come visit me.
Maggie: Visit? what are you saying, this is my house!