Episode #0305

 

Barnabas:  Not tonight Willy, I have a headache.


Penthea

 

"Perhaps the least popular DS storyline was the clumsy homage to a famous 'Twilight Zone' episode, where, in yet another band of Parallel Time, Barnabas is forced to get plastic surgery to resemble the pig-faced denizens of Collinsport..."

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B: No, Willie, how many times do I need to tell you this?  You can't have an advance on your allowance.  You're just going to have to learn to make your money last the whole week! 

Willie: Yes you did Barnabas, I heard it and we can both... well you know, smell it?

Barnabas: I don't know what you're talking about Willie, doesn't my coffin need another coat of wax?

Barnabas: Willie, please, just polish the silver candlesticks with the blue candlles, don't worry about the bug pink candle.

Willie: Are you ready for your monthly pedicure Barnabas?  I have everything all set up.

Barnabas: Has it been a whole month already?

Willie:  "No really Barnabas.  You're always expecting such first class work out of me, ya know?  I mean, like I'm a high-paid personal assistant or something.  I mean, ya just got me outta the nuthouse a couple weeks ago.  Ya gotta make a few allowances, ya know?"

Barnabas: "I do certainly feel a lot better.    My headache is almost gone.  Thank you for the- what is that massage called?"

Willie: "Shiatsu, Barnabas- I learned it from a gal in a bar in Taipei."

Barnabas: "You imbecile! Who taught you how to read the bumps on my head? Daffy Duck?"