DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
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[angel13]
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Barnabas: Not tonight Willy, I have a headache.
Penthea
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"Perhaps the least popular DS storyline was the clumsy homage to a famous 'Twilight Zone' episode, where, in yet another band of Parallel Time, Barnabas is forced to get plastic surgery to resemble the pig-faced denizens of Collinsport..."
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[snorting]....... ;).......[lghy]
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B: No, Willie, how many times do I need to tell you this? You can't have an advance on your allowance. You're just going to have to learn to make your money last the whole week!
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Willie: Yes you did Barnabas, I heard it and we can both... well you know, smell it?
Barnabas: I don't know what you're talking about Willie, doesn't my coffin need another coat of wax?
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Barnabas: Willie, please, just polish the silver candlesticks with the blue candlles, don't worry about the bug pink candle. :-X
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Willie: Are you ready for your monthly pedicure Barnabas? I have everything all set up.
Barnabas: Has it been a whole month already?
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Willie: "No really Barnabas. You're always expecting such first class work out of me, ya know? I mean, like I'm a high-paid personal assistant or something. I mean, ya just got me outta the nuthouse a couple weeks ago. Ya gotta make a few allowances, ya know?"
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Barnabas: "I do certainly feel a lot better. My headache is almost gone. Thank you for the- what is that massage called?"
Willie: "Shiatsu, Barnabas- I learned it from a gal in a bar in Taipei."
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Barnabas: "You imbecile! Who taught you how to read the bumps on my head? Daffy Duck?"