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Episode #0300
« on: April 13, 2005, 05:42:56 PM »
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2005, 08:15:17 PM »
Julia: Barnabas, your heart is beating as if I was rubbing your chest with motion lotion.
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2005, 09:25:11 PM »
Julia: I wouldn't worry about it Barnabas, a third nipple is considered quite an asset in many cultures, such as in Africa where it is considered a sign of virility. Many more mature women wouldn't be bothered by it. I don't find it unattractive at all...
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2005, 05:10:24 AM »
Julia: Here's the Immodium you asked for.
Barnabas: That's the last time I bite someone outside Taco Bell!

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2005, 08:46:12 AM »
J: Now now Barnabas, I have to tinker with your ticker if Mr. Happy's going to be up and at it again...


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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2005, 04:35:44 AM »
ANNOUNCER:  "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2005, 06:48:51 AM »
ANNOUNCER: "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2005, 12:57:54 AM »

  Julia:  I am so glad those new Majestic Studios Barnabas dolls come in Life Size.
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 02:41:32 PM »
Unbeknownst to Barnabas, Julia was about to demonstrate how a "titty-twister" was done.
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2006, 05:42:59 AM »
Julia: Don't be shy Barnabas, I'm a doctor, you don't have anything I haven't seen before.... Oh my, I've never seen THIS before!

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