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Title: Episode #0300
Post by: Jackie on April 13, 2005, 05:42:56 PM
 [love5]
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: dvlvan26 on April 13, 2005, 08:15:17 PM
Julia: Barnabas, your heart is beating as if I was rubbing your chest with motion lotion.
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: CyrusL on April 15, 2005, 09:25:11 PM
Julia: I wouldn't worry about it Barnabas, a third nipple is considered quite an asset in many cultures, such as in Africa where it is considered a sign of virility. Many more mature women wouldn't be bothered by it. I don't find it unattractive at all...
 ::)
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: arashi on April 17, 2005, 05:10:24 AM
Julia: Here's the Immodium you asked for.
Barnabas: That's the last time I bite someone outside Taco Bell!
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: Heather on April 17, 2005, 08:46:12 AM
J: Now now Barnabas, I have to tinker with your ticker if Mr. Happy's going to be up and at it again...
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: ClaudeNorth on April 20, 2005, 04:35:44 AM
ANNOUNCER:  "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: Heather on April 20, 2005, 06:48:51 AM
ANNOUNCER: "Today's episode of DARK SHADOWS is brought to you by Vick's Vapor Rub."

{Deep chuckle}... :D
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: PennyDreadful on April 21, 2005, 12:57:54 AM

  Julia:  I am so glad those new Majestic Studios Barnabas dolls come in Life Size.
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: BuzzH on August 11, 2005, 02:41:32 PM
Unbeknownst to Barnabas, Julia was about to demonstrate how a "titty-twister" was done.
Title: Re: Episode #0300
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on January 09, 2006, 05:42:59 AM
Julia: Don't be shy Barnabas, I'm a doctor, you don't have anything I haven't seen before.... Oh my, I've never seen THIS before!

Barnabas: I was born with it.