Episode #0253

[Jackie]

 

[Patti Feinberg]

"Oh Madge, I want soft hands like yours!"

Patti

[McTrooper]

Maggie's hand puppet had turrets', so Willie decided to teach it some manners.
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Maggie:  Here is the church and here is the steeple . .
Willie:  No, this is the scary part. 

[CyrusL]

Willie: Yes, Maggie, you now have a beautiful manicure. I appreciate you letting me practice on you, Barnabas beats me pretty bad when I mess up on his. 

(In recollection of all those close-ups on Barn's hands...)

[BuzzH]

W: No Maggie, I think you should just eat the food I bring ya, leave the bugs on the floor.

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Maggie: I'll give you this rare bottlecap for a five minute head start out the front door, how about it Willie?

Willie: If I let you go Barnabas will beat me Maggie, and it hurts when he does that...... okay, but make it a three minute headstart.

[Alondra]

Maggie: Willie, I'll give you my diamond ring if you let me run my fingers through your forelock just once!

Alondra

[IluvBarnabas]

Maggie: I told you, Willie, that my ring was prettier than Barnabas'.

Willie: I'll say it is. Not too mention it actually looks valuable too.

[loril54]

Maggie,  Willie look what I got in my Craker Jack box.

Willie,     Thinking I better go out and get a case.

[McTrooper]

Maggie's hand puppet had turrets', so Willie decided to teach it some manners. 

Litteral LOL.  As far as I can remember I've never made my self laugh so much as when I rediscovered this.
Hmm . . maybe a thread on cracking yourself up would be fun to have on the main Caption This page?

[MagnusTrask]

Literal LOL.  As far as I can remember I've never made my self laugh so much as when I rediscovered this.
Hmm . . maybe a thread on cracking yourself up would be fun to have on the main Caption This page?

I've done it.  I'm not proud of it, I feel weird about it, but sometimes I've even come across ones I have no memory of, and it's satisfying to laugh at those.    "That ceretainly sounds like me!"  I'll think.

[Nelson Collins]

Willie:  ...this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggy had none. and this...

[loril54]

Willie:  ...this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggy had none. and this...

Bravo!!

[Midnite]

Maggie:  Isn't it beautiful, Willie?  It's called the Fregosi Emerald.  You should try it on.  My Grandpa said it brings good luck.

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Maggie: First I hold my hand this way, then another way, You see Willie.

Willie: Yeah, I believe ya Maggie, it has to be tough being a hand model... OK, I'll let you use Barnabas' private lotion, he won't mind.