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« on: February 11, 2005, 05:12:07 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2005, 01:30:13 PM »

"Oh Madge, I want soft hands like yours!"

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2005, 07:07:03 PM »

Maggie's hand puppet had turrets', so Willie decided to teach it some manners.
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Maggie:  Here is the church and here is the steeple . .
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2005, 08:07:05 PM »

Willie: Yes, Maggie, you now have a beautiful manicure. I appreciate you letting me practice on you, Barnabas beats me pretty bad when I mess up on his.  :P

(In recollection of all those close-ups on Barn's hands...)

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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2005, 06:55:58 PM »

W: No Maggie, I think you should just eat the food I bring ya, leave the bugs on the floor.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 02:45:31 AM »

Maggie: I'll give you this rare bottlecap for a five minute head start out the front door, how about it Willie?

Willie: If I let you go Barnabas will beat me Maggie, and it hurts when he does that...... okay, but make it a three minute headstart.
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 03:33:42 AM »

Maggie: Willie, I'll give you my diamond ring if you let me run my fingers through your forelock just once!

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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 03:58:05 AM »

Maggie: I told you, Willie, that my ring was prettier than Barnabas'.

Willie: I'll say it is. Not too mention it actually looks valuable too.
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 08:22:01 AM »

Maggie,  Willie look what I got in my Craker Jack box.

Willie,     Thinking I better go out and get a case.
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2007, 08:40:39 AM »

Maggie's hand puppet had turrets', so Willie decided to teach it some manners. 

Litteral LOL.  As far as I can remember I've never made my self laugh so much as when I rediscovered this.
Hmm . . maybe a thread on cracking yourself up would be fun to have on the main Caption This page?
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 09:00:21 AM »

Literal LOL.  As far as I can remember I've never made my self laugh so much as when I rediscovered this.
Hmm . . maybe a thread on cracking yourself up would be fun to have on the main Caption This page?

I've done it.  I'm not proud of it, I feel weird about it, but sometimes I've even come across ones I have no memory of, and it's satisfying to laugh at those.    "That ceretainly sounds like me!"  I'll think.
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 05:41:44 PM »

Willie:  ...this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggy had none. and this...
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 08:07:11 PM »

Willie:  ...this little piggie had roast beef, this little piggy had none. and this...

Bravo!!
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2007, 12:20:52 AM »

Maggie:  Isn't it beautiful, Willie?  It's called the Fregosi Emerald.  You should try it on.  My Grandpa said it brings good luck.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2007, 03:19:35 AM »

Maggie: First I hold my hand this way, then another way, You see Willie.

Willie: Yeah, I believe ya Maggie, it has to be tough being a hand model... OK, I'll let you use Barnabas' private lotion, he won't mind. 
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