Episode #0001

[Jackie]

 

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[ClaudeNorth]

Mrs. Hopewell:  "Hmmm...the egg salad looks good...but I haven't had tuna for a while...and then there's the pastrami..."

Vicki:  "Oh Mrs. Hopewell, make a decision!  It's almost 1:00 and I'm starving!"

[Julia99]

Mrs Hopewelll:  Well my son Ben is getting very friendly with our friends, the Robinsons,  daughter Elaine ..

Vicki:  What has that to do with my resume and references?

[Now Dom, MB and Midnite. . you get this reference i'm sure??]

[Mysterious Benefactor]

[Now Dom, MB and Midnite. . you get this reference i'm sure??]

Gee, let me see - have I ever seen The Graduate?

 

[Julia99]

Gee, let me see - have I ever seen The Graduate?

 

I forgot where i am hanging out .. i came out with one of these obscure actress references earlier today and several people just stared at me in amazement. . .

[Mysterious Benefactor]

I forgot where i am hanging out .. i came out with one of these obscure actress references earlier today and several people just stared at me in amazement. . .

Well, you were asking someone who has subscribed to Variety and who reads at least half a dozen entertainment magazines/Web sites a week. For me it was a given.    But I'm sure that if you hadn't drawn attention to the reference, there would easily be many people whose heads your caption would have gone over...

[Gothick]

This is all the funnier if you are aware of a mid Sixties interview in which Grayson mentions having been approached by the director to play in the Graduate.

She didn't mention which role, but I'm sure you know which one *I* see her in.

"Do you want me to SEDUCE you?"

G.

[Julia99]

This is all the funnier if you are aware of a mid Sixties interview in which Grayson mentions having been approached by the director to play in the Graduate.

She didn't mention which role, but I'm sure you know which one *I* see her in.

"Do you want me to SEDUCE you?"

No way. .really??!! i think you told me this before but it boggles the mind. . Mike Nichols really thought about her in the movie. . .?

[McTrooper]

Mrs. Hopewell:  See Vicki, it says right here in your horoscope that you will meet a tall dark haired man, but not this season. *

* [sorry I know that's not totally accurate but for the sake of the joke . . .]

[CyrusL]

Miss Hopewell: Vicky, the following families all need governesses, there's the Addams, I've met them, they're a little ooky, the Thorns, but  I hear that little boy is a terror, and the Collins in Maine. They seem quite anxious.
Vicky: Maine sound nice.

[arashi]

::laughig:: a little ooky. That's awesome.

[BuzzH]

No, it clearly states it right here in your contract Alexandra.  "Must wear ridiculously obvious hair extension"!

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

Vickie: yes, I've drawn caricature's of the entire family.. my favorite is of Roger with the baby booze bottle in his mouth!

[Lydia]

Mrs. Hopewell:  Red sleeveless dress...blue sleeveless dress...green sleeveless dress...yellow sleeveless dress...yes, Vicky, that's all you'll need for your new job in Maine.

[MagnusTrask]

::laughing:: a little ooky. That's awesome.

I think the quality of ookiness is highly underrated, but then I fantasized about growing up in the Addams house.

AM: "A soap opera, eh?  I'd love a job on As the World Turns, or something!"
Dan Curtis, offscreen: "You've got the job, it's Dark Shadows, and we're already rolling!!"