Episode #0001

[McTrooper]

Mrs. Hopewell:  According to your horoscope your lucky numbers are 4, 42, and B.

[D_Friedlander]

Ms.H:  A whole file of complaints from Mrs. Rockefeller, Mrs. Kennedy, Mrs. Vanderbilt, AND Princess Grace--- Vicki, you MUST stop accusing every rich woman you work for, of dropping you off on the orphanage doorstep!

[MagnusTrask]

VW: "I just didn't understand the part of the application where it asked which century I prefer to work in.  I mean, what does that have to do with working as a governess?"

[McTrooper]

VW: "I just didn't understand the part of the application where it asked which century I prefer to work in.  I mean, what does that have to do with working as a governess?"

Literally Laughing and Coffin Out Loud

[Uncle Roger]

Mrs. Hopewell: "Look, if you don't take the job in Maine, you're going to have to take the one with the lovely lady who's bringing up three very lovely girls. At least in Maine, you won't have to cook."