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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2007, 07:39:02 PM »
Here are a few new items for your summer reading list...

“The Collin’s Family Homeopathic Guide to Paranormal Ailments”   by Dr. Julia Hoffman and Prof. T. Elliott Stokes
Providing Insight into Such Rare Conditions as…
  • Extreme Reclusiveness
  • Generational Lycanthropy
  • Homicidal Tendencies in Children
  • Pathological Lying
  • Rapid Pre-mature Aging (Birth to Young Adult)
  • Hereditary Spontaneous Combustion
  • Surviving Disembodied Heads, Hands and Other Body Parts
  • Vampirism

Reader comments…

“I think I finally understand!” ~ Victoria Winters

“I keep a copy by my bedside.” ~ Elizabeth Stoddard-Collins

“Fascinating! Reads like a family history.” ~ Barnabas Collins

“Howling good read.” ~ Quentin Collins

“Such a large, comprehensive book!  It really comes in handy when I’m trying to reach the top shelf in the pantry.” ~ Mrs. Johnson

Other books…

“Doll Collecting for Fun and Profit” ~ Angelique Du Bois

“Vampirism is Not a Disease” ~ by T. E. Stokes

“I Can Heal Anything You Can Heal – Better!”  ~ by Dr. Julia “Get Your Hypo” Hoffman

“Really Bad Rhinoplasty and Other Silly Disguises”   ~ by John Yaeger

“I Ain’t Got No Body” ~ by Judah Zachary (Ghost-written by Marty Feldman)

“Bouncing Bats, Booms, and Renegade Stage Hands – The Joys of Live to Tape” ~by Dan Curtis
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2007, 09:08:37 PM »
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2007, 09:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Midnite on July 09, 2007, 09:08:37 PM
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OMG, YES!! The reader comments alone for The Collin’s Family Homeopathic Guide to Paranormal Ailments are a complete laugh riot!!  [stfl] [thumb]
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2007, 04:02:45 AM »
Quote from: Happybat on March 26, 2002, 07:56:58 PM
Rev. Trask:

Exorcise at Home in 10 Easy Steps, by Cotton Mather
Right next to his copy of "The Complete Idiot's guide to Exorcism"  by R U Kiddenme
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2007, 04:09:33 AM »
Chris Jennings -

"Shirt Shopping" by David Bruce Banner


In the Eagle Hill Cemetery:

"Mexican Jumping Gravestones and Other Strange but True Stories"  by R. I. Peace
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2007, 04:18:48 AM »
Dr Hoffman's first bestseller, now a major motion picture (with apologies to Julia99)

"Dr. Lovestrange or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn"


In a parallel time continuum, there is a book laying on a table in a TV studio's writer's Bullpen:

"The Big Book of Horror Stories" by Various

"The Wicked Woman Tarot" by N. DuPres (Trans. by TE Stokes)
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2007, 03:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Nelson Collins on August 13, 2007, 04:18:48 AM
"Dr. Lovestrange or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn"

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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2007, 05:40:44 PM »
Quote from: Julia99 on March 23, 2002, 07:16:00 PM
Hey what about a few medical books?

Dr. Strangelover or How I tried to Get rich off the Undead and lost my Soul, Heart and Sanity  J. Hoffman, M.D.

A-Z, a List of Common Collinwood Tranquilizers by Merck.

Hyponosis:  How to make Dumb Girls Dumber by J. Hoffman, M.D.

Go ask Julia, by Annonymous, The Story of Middle Aged Puppy Love and Low Self Esteem
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2008, 01:07:12 AM »
Sedative Therapy by Dr. Julia Hoffman

Blood Is My Life by Barnabas Collins

Gypsy Spells by Magda Rakosi
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2008, 01:14:54 AM »
Ambrose Burnside: The Man, The Myth, The Legend, by Quentin Collins

Having Your Cake and Eating It, Too, by Catherine Harridge

Pre-order ticket for History of the Collins Family, by Julia Hoffman, dated July 12, 1967, still eligible for the book's eventual release
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2008, 04:20:35 AM »
How to clean a very large mansion without help.  Mrs. Johnson

Paint by the numbers, Charles Delaware Tate.
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2009, 03:24:37 AM »
This Old House by Willie Loomis

Journeying Through Time for Dummies by Barnabas Collins

Broken Promises, Broken Hearts a novel by Beth Chavez and Jenny Collins

The Delightful Mr Stiles a mystery novel by Flora Collins

Desmond Collins' Guide to Smuggling Antiquities Through Customs by Desmond Collins (who was later arrested and the book banned)

Unsolved Mysteries by Sheriff George Patterson

Ghosts I Have Known by David Collins

The Book of New England Wisdom compiled by William Malloy

Crossing the Line: A Study in Medical Ethics by Dr. Julia Hoffman
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Re: Collins' Library
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2009, 04:35:44 AM »
Quote from: Midnite on March 22, 2002, 07:02:51 PM
Quote from: Bobubas on March 22, 2002, 05:44:39 PM
(IMG) ... Midnite, how do you like the Easter Bunnies? No evil bunnies here. ;) (IMG)
Hee hee!!  Absolutely love them, Bob!
[easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley] [easter_smiley]
Oh dear, I guess this is what we get for letting those 2 bunnies get near each other, huh? ;)

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