Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
No doubt, like many of you, I've just abot had it with Barnabas' capricious romantic whims. He loves Josette, but has a fling with the maid Angelique, on the side down in sunny Martinique.
Josette runs off with Jeremiah and old Barn is ready to get it on again with the beautiful Angelique. But no, now Barn's, once again, mesmerized by those lovely brown eyes of Josette. Jeez, make up your mind already, Mr. B.!
That being said, as drop-dead gorgeous as Angelique is, what she did to little Sarah today goes beyond the pale. Letting a child suffer horribly to win back the reluctant (and somewhat, doltish) Mr. B. is intolerable.
What an evil woman, Angelique is! My late grandfather had the perfect expression for her: "Messalina, mala femina!!!" (Messalina, the wanton wife of Emperor Claudius, evil woman!!!)
Sincerely,
Bob the Bartender, who thinks it's too bad that Barnabas and the ditsy Millicent can't marry. They certainly deserve one another!