Jennifer,
Do you remember those great American Express Traveler's Check commercial parodies that Johnny Carson used to do on the "Tonight Show"?:
We see a guy and his wife sitting in a communal bath in Tokyo. Suddenly, the guy realizes that he has misplaced their non-American Express Traveler's Checks, saying: "Honey, what will we do?" At that moment, Johnny, wearing a trenchcoat, a Clark Kent-like fedora, and, most importantly, a Karl Malden-like prosthetic proboscis, emerges from the bath water, declaring: "American Express Traveler's Checks, don't leave home without them!!!"
Of course, Mr. Carson once wondered, if you happened to be talking with Karl Malden, the wonderful Academy Award-winning actor, and Mr. Malden just happened to sneeze, would it be considered rude NOT to lend Mr. Malden your one, clean handkerchief?
Bob the Bartender, who, for one, is extremely glad that Dan Curtis apparently decided to "lose" the phony schozz on John Yeager after only one episode.