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Episode #0087
« on: November 02, 2011, 08:11:13 PM »
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Re: Episode #0087
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2011, 10:17:37 AM »
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Joe: My life hasn't been easy, though I don't like to complain.  As I'm sure you've heard, my mother ran off with a dead hamster salesman when I was three, and my father was killed in a freak cannery accident in which...

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Re: Episode #0087
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2011, 08:58:34 PM »
... a visiting hamster salesman was also killed... this was also when I was three... 
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Re: Episode #0087
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2011, 05:49:08 PM »
So, was it dead hamsters that the salesman sold  - or was the salesman himself dead? On DS the latter could easily work as well.  [b003]  [laughing11]  Either way, I love the set up.

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Re: Episode #0087
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2011, 01:29:21 PM »
...he slipped on a sardine and went flying into the fish gutting machine.  From there he was automatically processed, crammed into 587 sardine cans, and sold.  The good news is, the local undertaker gives a 5% discount on empty-coffin funerals.

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Re: Episode #0087
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2011, 10:31:17 PM »
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