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Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« on: October 22, 2002, 06:31:33 PM »
I loved how Julia checked Sabrina's blood pressure.. she barely got the cuff around her arm and left it on a few seconds... she didnt even have her stethoscope around her neck, much less in her ears.. then pronounced her blood pressure was fine.. sheesh!  But of course.. she determined sabrina needed a sedative..lol  
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2002, 07:55:26 PM »
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But of course.. she determined she needed a sedative..lol


EASY REMEDIES FOR ILLNESS: THE SEDATIVE APPROACH by Dr. Julia Hoffman
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2002, 10:28:41 PM »
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EASY REMEDIES FOR ILLNESS: THE SEDATIVE APPROACH by Dr. Julia Hoffman

I posted a suggestion that the board should take a running tally (as in the case of Peter/Jeff/Ned) on the amount of times Julia has said... "take these, they're sedatives..." [sleep][sleep][sleep]
I think we will all be surprised as to the true amount of times she peddles her drugs!
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2002, 12:47:06 AM »
Julia passes out so much dope, I sometimes half expect her to break into a chorus of "Mother's Little Helper". Or maybe "Theme from Valley of the Dolls"...
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2002, 01:27:14 AM »
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 But of course.. she determined sabrina needed a sedative..lol


I was reading my Pre Operative Instructions for LASIK surgery I'm having done on Thursday, and it says, "You will be offered a sedative if you feel nervous." I thought of Julia.
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2002, 10:58:54 AM »
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 But of course.. she determined sabrina needed a sedative..lol

I think that Julia should have suggested to Ned Stuart that he take the sedatives,  because if anyone needs a sedative,  it's defintely him!!

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I was reading my Pre Operative Instructions for LASIK surgery I'm having done on Thursday

Cheryl, Good luck with your surgery! :-)
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2002, 04:57:25 PM »
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I think that Julia should have suggested to Ned Stuart that he take the sedatives,  because if anyone needs a sedative,  it's defintely him!!

    I think Ned needs a straight jacket so he is forced to keep his paws to himself.  What a pervert!
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2002, 10:39:51 PM »
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I loved how Julia checked Sabrina's blood pressure.. she barely got the cuff around her arm and left it on a few seconds... she didnt even have her stethoscope around her neck, much less in her ears.. then pronounced her blood pressure was fine.. sheesh!  But of course.. she determined sabrina needed a sedative..lol  

We have reisdents that can tell me the BP of a patient
without the cuff but i call them quacks too!
Julia would have a hard time today because they pass out less sedatives today !
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2002, 01:23:41 AM »
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Julia would have a hard time today because they pass out less sedatives today !
jennifer

Ain't that the truth! I wanted a few Valium from my primary for pre/post op office laser surgery and all I got was ONE lousy 5mg tablet to take one hour prior to procedure.  Once it wore off, I was back to being a nervous nellie with the discomfort.  I did get pain meds but they make me sleepy when I want to be aware and just relaxed enough to cope.  Maybe I should've called Dr. Hoffman instead--I'm sure she would've had a few to spare in her medical bag.

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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2002, 03:21:48 AM »
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 Maybe I should've called Dr. Hoffman instead--I'm sure she would've had a few to spare in her medical bag.



Yes, but if you WANT a medication, suddenly she is a suspicious narc! You have to act like you DON'T want one, then you get them...
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2002, 03:28:46 AM »
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Yes, but if you WANT a medication, suddenly she is a suspicious narc! You have to act like you DON'T want one, then you get them...


Hmmm . . . wondering if all those times characters vehemently said they didn't want any meds they were really onto Julia and just trying to score some valium . . . adds a whole new dimension to the show ;)

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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2002, 04:59:29 AM »
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Cheryl, Good luck with your surgery! :-)


Thank you! It's a quick procedure that involves folding back the corneal flap, then removing a thin layer of corneal tissue with a light from a excimer laser. After removal, the flap is replaced and bonds back into place without the need for stitches. It causes the center of the cornea to flatten, which changes the focusing power of the cornea, improving it to the point of no longer needing glasses or contact lenses to see with.
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2002, 05:49:13 AM »
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Julia passes out so much dope, I sometimes half expect her to break into a chorus of "Mother's Little Helper". Or maybe "Theme from Valley of the Dolls"...



I love that fact that you associated Valley Of The Dolls with Dr. Julia Hoffman.

LOL

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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2002, 06:30:24 AM »
I had to laugh at Julia's attempt to take the BP .. come on Grayson.. you've been to the doctor you know how it goes. . But LUVED how she told Ned, "i'll send you a bill." such deadpan that was wonderful.
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Re: Dr. Hoffman--the quick quack
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2002, 07:38:32 AM »
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. . But LUVED how she told Ned, "I'll send you a bill." such deadpan that was wonderful.


That WAS fabulous. And it worked on so many levels. (I had to scream!)

Do you suppose there was any sincerity at all involved in Julia's "examination" of Sabrina?

I think that Sabrina is purposely not telling Ned about Chris because she feels that Chris is a victim as well and not really responsible for what happened. The one thing I don't understand though, is the fact that I thought Chris told Barn that the first time he changed into a werewolf was the time that Sabrina had walked in on him to ready his apt. for a surprise party. But if that was the case then he shouldn't have had the shackles because he didn't know he was going to turn into a werewolf.

I was waiting for Julia to give Ned one of her infamous bitch-slaps. Is anybody going to take him out!?! Looks like the only way to get away from him is to escape into another century.

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