"your ex wife simply REFUSES to shave her legs when we're in the sack together..How did you deal with this?"
"I'm finding myself growing more & more attracted to you the longer I'm in this house..Is it ok for brothers to be intimate?..Or should you move out & leave this estate to me?"
"I haven't had intercourse in nearly 24 hours! How do you deal with it? I mean, it must have been..Jeeze..years for you now, huh?"
"woman are complaining that my male organ is simply TOO BIG, what shall I do?"