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Author Topic: Episode #0749  (Read 852 times)
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« on: April 04, 2009, 08:11:29 PM »

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Complete this phrase: Quentin - "Edward - I desperately need your help, and you're the only one I can come to because the problem is so embarrassing. It's that...!!!"


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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2009, 06:22:34 AM »

"... I need a personality and sense of humor transplant from you immediately!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 06:33:36 PM »

"your ex wife simply REFUSES to shave her legs when we're in the sack together..How did you deal with this?"

"I'm finding myself growing more & more attracted to you the longer I'm in this house..Is it ok for brothers to be intimate?..Or should you move out & leave this estate to me?"

"I haven't had intercourse in nearly 24 hours! How do you deal with it? I mean, it must have been..Jeeze..years for you now, huh?"

"woman are complaining that my male organ is simply TOO BIG, what shall I do?"
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 11:47:36 PM »

"I'm finding myself growing more & more attracted to you the longer I'm in this house..Is it ok for brothers to be intimate?..Or should you move out & leave this estate to me?"

good strategem....
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 03:10:01 AM »

I hereby violate my status of having 6000 posts by adding one more!   And I think it's my best one ever!
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