Episode #0315

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Ever the dapper dresser, and after having spent several nights reading up on the subject, Barnabas had decided to dispense some fashion advice (part 4 of 4):

 

Fill in the blank: "Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was ________ to make himself look like a true Collins."

[Willie]

"...a pair of drooping shoulders..."

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   That is SO wrong on just so many levels, but SO perfect for the capture!   

[Lydia]

Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was sideburns to make himself look like a true Collins.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   But the boy's only 11 - it's going to be at least another year before he might develop any sort of noticeable facial hair - much less the ability to grow sideburns. Although, I suppose he could wear fake ones until he can grow his own. There's certainly precedent for that in the Collins family. 

[The Ghost of Sarah Collins]

"Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was _Prominently Spiky Bangs_ to make himself look like a true Collins."

[Sara Monster]

"a weapon in one hand & a drink in the other"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories. 

[MagnusTrask]

  One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories. 

(LOL!!  May I quote you, MB?  I mean, to the police when I have to explain myself?)

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(Well, the police (especially the police in Collinsport) should already know that one can never go wrong with them. But of course you can quote me.  )