Episode #0315

Ever the dapper dresser, and after having spent several nights reading up on the subject, Barnabas had decided to dispense some fashion advice (part 4 of 4):

 

Fill in the blank: "Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was ________ to make himself look like a true Collins."

"...a pair of drooping shoulders..."

   That is SO wrong on just so many levels, but SO perfect for the capture!   

Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was sideburns to make himself look like a true Collins.

   But the boy's only 11 - it's going to be at least another year before he might develop any sort of noticeable facial hair - much less the ability to grow sideburns. Although, I suppose he could wear fake ones until he can grow his own. There's certainly precedent for that in the Collins family. 

"Barnabas was especially happy to come across David because what David most needed was _Prominently Spiky Bangs_ to make himself look like a true Collins."

"a weapon in one hand & a drink in the other"

   One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories. 

  One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories. 

(LOL!!  May I quote you, MB?  I mean, to the police when I have to explain myself?)

(Well, the police (especially the police in Collinsport) should already know that one can never go wrong with them. But of course you can quote me.  )