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Episode #0214
« on: January 19, 2007, 06:11:07 AM »
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(Roger is "admiring" Barnabas' ring)

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 11:02:19 AM »
BC: "What do you mean, 'with this ring I thee wed'?!  We just met!"
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 09:09:36 PM »
B: My manicurist uses the most unusual nail softner, Palmolive dish soap!
R: I know the woman!  She's a strange one isn't she?

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 09:35:13 PM »
Roger:  You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring?  Tell me who your jeweler is!  Hurry, man!

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 09:42:31 PM »
Barnabas Thinking. I hope that you are not thinking of kissing my hand.

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 10:57:46 PM »
Roger:  You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring?  Tell me who your jeweler is!  Hurry, man!

[laughing4] Brilliant!

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 03:51:24 AM »
Roger: A most exquisite ring, I am very impressed!

Barnabas: As you should be... you may kiss it if you like.
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 04:24:00 AM »
Roger: My God, that has to be the fakest-looking ring I've ever seen! I have seen rings out of Cracker Jack boxes that looked more valuable.

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 04:33:54 AM »
Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 04:42:35 AM »
Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?

That's put a stop to things pretty fast, wouldn't it?

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 04:50:09 AM »
Roger, speaking very seductively:  You have very soft hands cousin... so very soft....

Barnabas: Thank you cousin... you may let go now.
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 05:18:46 AM »
R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake!  I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 08:47:11 PM »
R: Did anyone ever tell you, you shake hands like a girl?
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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 09:07:23 PM »
R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake!  I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!

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Re: Episode #0214
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 06:56:56 PM »
Roger:  I'm sorry to say this, Cousin Barnabas, but you have the worst case of psoriasis I've ever seen.