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« on: January 19, 2007, 05:11:07 AM »

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(Roger is "admiring" Barnabas' ring)
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 10:02:19 AM »

BC: "What do you mean, 'with this ring I thee wed'?!  We just met!"
JF: "You said you were pleased to meet me.  There is still such a thing as 'breach of promise', sir!!"
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 08:09:36 PM »

B: My manicurist uses the most unusual nail softner, Palmolive dish soap!
R: I know the woman!  She's a strange one isn't she?

P.S. God, is Frid's hair short there or what??!!  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 08:35:13 PM »

Roger:  You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring?  Tell me who your jeweler is!  Hurry, man!
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 08:42:31 PM »

Barnabas Thinking. I hope that you are not thinking of kissing my hand.

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 09:57:46 PM »

Roger:  You can get a full pint of amontillado into that ring?  Tell me who your jeweler is!  Hurry, man!

[laughing4] Brilliant!

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 02:51:24 AM »

Roger: A most exquisite ring, I am very impressed!

Barnabas: As you should be... you may kiss it if you like.
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 03:24:00 AM »

Roger: My God, that has to be the fakest-looking ring I've ever seen! I have seen rings out of Cracker Jack boxes that looked more valuable.
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 03:33:54 AM »

Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 03:42:35 AM »

Barnabas: What do you mean... secret Collins family hand shake?

That's put a stop to things pretty fast, wouldn't it?

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Roger: "I'm so sorry you are having digestive trouble, cousin.   Now, why did you want me to pull your finger?"
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 03:50:09 AM »

Roger, speaking very seductively:  You have very soft hands cousin... so very soft....

Barnabas: Thank you cousin... you may let go now.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 04:18:46 AM »

R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake!  I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 07:47:11 PM »

R: Did anyone ever tell you, you shake hands like a girl?
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 08:07:23 PM »

R: Cousin Barnabas, I hate to be the one to tell you, but this ring is a fake!  I can see the black paint chipping off the green stone w/my own eyes!

LOL very good [cheers]
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 05:56:56 PM »

Roger:  I'm sorry to say this, Cousin Barnabas, but you have the worst case of psoriasis I've ever seen.
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