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Messages - Charles_Ellis

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0875
« on: April 13, 2006, 02:50:20 PM »
OK- I'll say, you fraidycats....

Photographic proof that Beth Chavez was the ancestor of a certain White House intern.....

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Dennis Patrick: So, that's what you learned from the Playboy Club, Katie!

John Karlen:  Yeah, but they'll never let Maggie serve drinks that way on TV.  Maybe we can get Dan to have the Collinsport Inn bought by Hugh Hefner!!  That way Katie can wear her bunny outfit!

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Julia: "Damn, I'm out of Midol!!!"

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Barnabas: "Boy, I don't look a day over - what am I saying, I am way over 40!!

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Announcer's voice: ANACIN headache No. 495....

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0990
« on: April 13, 2006, 02:23:52 PM »
Mike Stroka: And this is what I thjink of your crummy script, Sam- PTUI!!

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0729
« on: April 12, 2006, 01:58:37 AM »
Terry Crawford: David, I'm so sorry- I'll never wear the hat again!

David Selby: Please remember that it's in my contract that I have to be the tallest performer on the show- you in that damn hat makes me look like a Munchkin!

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Dr. Lang:  "I had suspicions that your patient was a vampire when you first demanded that the windows be covered, but when you threw my lunch bag out of the door, that did it!"

Julia:  "Well, I could instantly smell the garlic bread...."

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Caption This! - 1970 Parallel Time / Re: Episode #0990
« on: April 12, 2006, 01:26:14 AM »
David could no longer take Mike Stroka's taunting of "You're not in the movie!".

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0729
« on: April 12, 2006, 01:10:24 AM »
Quentin: "..and there she was, the queen of the London stage: Lillie Langtry, 'The Jersey Lily'.  After the show, I visited her backstage and plucked the Lily's petals, one by one!"

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0729
« on: April 12, 2006, 01:04:25 AM »
Quentin: "Collinsport Lotto: you've got to be in it to win it!"

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Alexandra Moltke: Grayson, you don't know how lucky you are- you get to work with Jonathan all day, but look what I'm stuck with!

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Vicki: Did you know that Mr. McGuire ordered a king-sized bed and 'his & hers' pajamas from Brewster's?

Elizabeth: Why on earth would- oh, I think I'm going to be sick.......

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Barnabas: For the last time Julia, I don't need help with my sponge bath!!

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0730
« on: April 12, 2006, 12:46:09 AM »
Nora: That Uncle Carl thinks he's so funny by putting a joy buzzer in my pantaloons but I'm gonna have the last laugh- I put itching powder in his bath salts!!!