Rachel: "You mean that's where babies come from?  Yecch!"

Alexis: "I can't believe the nerve of that delivery boy goosing me!  Tell me, did my sister have that many admirers?"

Bruno: "Let me put it to you this way: She had more hands up her skirt than a Muppet!!"

Elizabeth:  "I could have Mrs. Johnson fix up the master bedroom of the Old House for you, if you like."

Barnabas: "Well, as long as it isn't on the sunny side of the house...."

Willie found out the hard way that grave-robbing can give you a hernia!

But will she be wearing the bra???  Lara and KLS also did commercials while DS was on.  One thing I'd really like to see would be the screen test KLS did at Universal Studios in the mid-sixties, prior to DS!  And how about all of Joan Bennett's tests for 'Scarlett' in Gone With The Wind?  She did several tests for David Selznick, and always said (even at a Festival!) that the part would have been hers if Vivien Leigh not come to Hollywood to be with her boyfriend Laurence Olivier, who was filiming Wuthering Heights for Samuel Goldwyn.

The BBC has been doing this for years with the Doctor Who cast.  There are audio CDs out there of radio dramas based on the TV series.  At least there's still a lot of the DS gang around, and future stories could use actors who had mostly supporting roles on the show in new lead parts.  For instance, I'd love to have a new "Phoenix" story about one of Laura's previous lives, or a Quentin story taking place between 1897 and 1969.  Or brief vignetttes about the lives of characters and events only alluded to in the series.  Here's an idea: a drama about Jenny Collins' confinement after the birth of her twins- a perect opportunity not only for Marie Wallace, but for Terrayne Crawford, Roger Davis, and John Karlen in their 1897 characters as Beth, Dirk, and bro-in-law Carl deal with Jenny's insanity. 

Barnabas (singing): " I feel pretty, oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and bright...."

-from one Natalie fan to another- (Hi, Claude!!)