I think I want a bobble head of Barnabas to put on the dashboard of my car.
If nothing else, it might inspire yet another version of an old standard - perhaps something a little like this...
Plastic BarnabasWell, I don't care if I blow a tire
Long as I have my plastic vampire
Bobbling on the dashboard of my car
Through all spells and incantations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Barn I will go far.
Woo HOO!