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Episode #1059
« on: July 24, 2006, 12:10:50 AM »
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2006, 12:13:45 AM »
B: These are Julia's things, you may help yourself to any of them Roxanne.
R: Um.....hmmmm.........nope, no thanks!
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2006, 11:05:58 PM »
A perplexed Roxanne:

"Barnabas, you said that these were all Julia's possessions in this suitcase.  Then, why are there copies of both The Playboy Advisor and Eric 'Ponch' Estrada's Guide to Picking-Up Beautiful Women in here?" :-
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 04:19:33 PM »
Barnabas: I think we should leave this alone, it says it belongs to Marsellus Wallace's wife. I don't want him to pop a cap in our ass.   [cool9]
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2006, 06:53:25 AM »
Today on DARK SHADOWS, Barnabas Collins faces his most terrifying opponent to date:  Roxanne Drew, Amway Representative!
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2006, 03:37:33 PM »
LOL Claude!  You kill me man!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2006, 04:31:09 PM »
Roxanne: "I don't understand....Pasties, G-strngs, and a vibrator?  Are you sure this is Miss Hoffman's suitcase or Mrs. Stoddard's?"
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 04:03:02 AM »
Roxanne: Barnabas, I see these are Julia's things, but why did she keep a pair of  whitie tighties, one with the initials TJ and CJ... its so strange.

Barnabas, thinking: I'm just glad mine aren't in her collection.
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2007, 05:52:51 PM »
In a twist no one understands, Roxanne Drew shows Barnabas how to use the laptop computer he brought back from 1995.
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2007, 06:39:44 PM »
Quote from: CallieWL on February 18, 2007, 05:52:51 PM
In a twist no one understands, Roxanne Drew shows Barnabas how to use the laptop computer he brought back from 1995.

LOL!

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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2007, 07:09:07 PM »
Quote from: CallieWL on February 18, 2007, 05:52:51 PM
In a twist no one understands, Roxanne Drew shows Barnabas how to use the laptop computer he brought back from 1995.

Very Good.  ;D

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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2007, 02:08:33 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on February 18, 2007, 06:39:44 PM
BC: "You sunk my Battleship!"

Lol!  I loved that game.

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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 03:32:28 AM »
Barnabas: You two can share the undergarments, I'll take these flesh colored socks, they are so cool!

Maggie: Barnabas! those are support hose.
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2015, 04:10:02 AM »
Roxanne shows Barnabas and Maggie the new Tupperware container where she stores his atrophied gonads.
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Re: Episode #1059
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2016, 12:27:58 AM »
Paul Stoddard would never fit in one of these but it's the best we have.
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