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Episode #1062
« on: July 22, 2006, 12:43:39 AM »
 [wow]  [shockeyes]

(Remember, Barn and Julia are in 1995.)
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2006, 03:16:34 AM »
Julia: Barnabas! I think David knew all about you!

Barnabas: You think?! the brat only spray painted my coffin with guess who sleeps here!
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 03:23:54 AM »
RL: Today, we're discussing the topic "Clueless Vampires and the Women Who Love Them".

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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 12:24:08 PM »
Miss Hoffman: AHHHHH!!!
Barn: It's a mirror, Julia. You're just looking at your reflection.
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2006, 04:38:58 PM »
"Oh, Barnabas, can you believe that NBC actually replaced the great Johnny Carson as host of 'The Tonight Show' with that odd-looking fellow, and with that insufferably-whiny voice of his to boot!?!" :o
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2007, 04:12:45 AM »
Barnabas: Julia, this isn't the Collins Family mausoleum Secret room, where are we?

Julia: Oh! we came to the Hoffman family mausoleum Secret room by mistake.
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2007, 04:19:08 AM »
Julia: Barnabas, I think we have a problem...

Barnabas: Well, duh!!! We're in the future!
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2007, 08:11:31 AM »
Julia      Barnabas look at all those people and how they are dressed.

Barnabas    Yes Julia I think we fit in, especially you. Everyone is dressed in a green suit.  ;D
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 06:49:01 PM »
Julia: ::::GASP:::...Bbbbbarnabas...look out this window.  The estate has been subdivided into lots with semi-identical, upscale homes all surrounding a...a...golfcourse???

Barnabas:  Oh, no - for the love of old money...Joolia! We're too late!
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 06:52:28 PM »
 [laughing4]  I LOVE IT!!  [thumbleft]  And, oh, the horror of it all!! [shockeyes]
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 07:04:35 PM »
JH: "GASP!  Someone sprayed horrible, pungent perfume on my wrist at the mall!"
BC: "Did you just say 'gasp'?!"
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2007, 06:13:47 PM »
Barnabas and Julia stare in shock as the store window television displays a Victoria's Secret commercial.
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2007, 01:38:34 AM »
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2007, 02:00:59 AM »
Thank you!  ;D
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Re: Episode #1062
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2007, 03:47:14 AM »
Julia: Barnabas! things surely have changed, they've turned the secret room into a disco! and your coffin into an open bar!
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