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Episode #1061
« on: July 21, 2006, 08:34:08 PM »
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2006, 08:35:09 PM »
Julia: Whoa! Mrs Johnson has sure let the housekeeping go since I left just a little over a month ago!!
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 12:25:07 AM »
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas proves that a well-timed fart can bring down the house.
Barnabas:  It was Julia!
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 02:26:59 AM »
B: Damn!  That must have been ONE helluva party!
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2006, 10:36:45 AM »
Barn:  Julia, tonite must go nothing wrong.....

Julia:   In that case we better open this place up and call it Big Lots
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2006, 02:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Devlin66 on July 22, 2006, 10:36:45 AM
Barn:  Julia, tonite must go nothing wrong.....
Julia:   In that case we better open this place up and call it Big Lots

Along the same vain...

B: Julia, tonight must go nothing wrong.
J: I think it already did!  ;)
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2006, 03:02:58 PM »
Barnabas and Julia, both immediately come to the same idea, that's it's time to e-mail (whateverthat is?) the guys at "Ask This Old House" for just a few  home repair suggestions. ::)
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2006, 08:46:57 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on July 22, 2006, 12:25:07 AM
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas proves that a well-timed fart can bring down the house.
Barnabas:  It was Julia!

::laughing:: Good one.
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2006, 09:49:29 PM »
Julia: Barnabas! what could have happened in Collinwood to cause all this distruction.


Barnabas: I guess they must have let Mrs.Johnson go.
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2012, 12:54:03 AM »
Barnabas: "It looks like a long weekend at the Neverland Ranch."
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 04:10:40 AM »
The guys from Extreme Makeover really have their work cut out for them this time.
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 04:46:20 PM »
B: "Something looks out of place, but I can't put my finger on it." 
JH: "Maybe Buzz came by?  Maybe Roger ran out of brandy?  A negotiation tactic of Mrs. Johnson's because it was time to renew her contract?"
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2018, 04:25:32 PM »
Those are too, Too, TOO FUNNY, Uncle Roger, Uncle Roger again, and Magnus!!  [rofl10]  [thumb]
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2018, 04:42:24 PM »
Thanks so much, MB!!👌👌👌
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Re: Episode #1061
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2018, 01:15:17 PM »
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