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Episode #0539
« on: July 19, 2006, 10:12:10 PM »
 [smrtasg]

Again, complete this phrase:

David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you..."
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 10:21:48 PM »
...trying to get your money back from the Zsa Zsa Gabor wig company. 
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2006, 03:51:12 PM »
David: I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you saying the phrase 'I must, I must, I must increase my bust'.  What's a bust?
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2006, 05:50:03 PM »
David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you well, let's just say having a blonde moment."
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2006, 08:12:44 PM »
ROFL, CastleBee!
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2006, 06:00:23 AM »
David: "I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you doing a Karaoke version of 'Black Magic Woman' by Santana!"
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2006, 03:18:45 PM »
"...schmoozing on the phone with Bartender Bob Rooney, and telling him how truly much, in that athletic tee-shirt of his, Bob reminded you of Stanley Kowalski in "Streetcar Named Desire."  :-* ::)
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2006, 02:04:01 AM »
David:  I've got a surprise for you, Cassandra - I bugged your room with this tape recorder - and last night it caught you doing a dry run on a Black Mass.  You sounded so good I made a copy for you to send to your Master.  I'm sure he'll promote you now!
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2006, 07:08:32 AM »
"...praying the Rosary.  Oooh, are you gonna get it!"
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 03:47:11 PM »
and last night it caught you... farting the National Anthem.
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 06:26:30 PM »
"...and last night it caught you mumbling stuff in your sleep about the Devil and cousin Barnabas that I didn't understand and can't remember and the recorder ate the tape.   Give me a thousand in unmarked bills or I'm spilling the beans!"
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 08:50:57 PM »
 [pointing-up]  Umm - I don't think David quite thought that one through.  [ghost_wink]  If the recorder ate the tape and he can't even remember what she'd said, how can he blackmail her over it?  [hdscrt]
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 10:32:56 AM »
Talking about my father's lack of vorality.
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Re: Episode #0539
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 05:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on May 23, 2008, 08:50:57 PM
Umm - I don't think David quite thought that one through.  [ghost_wink]  If the recorder ate the tape and he can't even remember what she'd said, how can he blackmail her over it?  [hdscrt]

That was the joke... his ridiculous blackmail attempt...
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