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« on: July 14, 2006, 11:09:57 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 11:11:47 PM »
So, Haskell, you think you're too good to dance with me! Well, let me tell you, in prison I had the reputation of being the best dancer, bar none - and I danced with men that were 100 times the man you are. And they were all a damn sight cuter than you, too!
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2006, 01:45:48 AM »
Burke: Ok Joe, I have my eye's closed and my moist lips are puckered... what's the surprise you have for me?
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2006, 03:11:13 PM »
J: I'm warning you Devlin, you play I Gotta Be Me one more time and you'll regret it!
B: Oh re..........ally............... ;D
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2006, 11:25:02 PM »
Joe:  OK, Burke, what's your secret?  How do you get Bob the Bartender to give you double shots for the price of a single?
Burke:  Wouldn't you like to know?
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2007, 05:46:48 PM »
Burke: Who's the man? Who's the man? I DA MAN!!
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 11:34:13 PM »
Joe thought it was very strange that Burke should dance alone when he thought no one was watching, but when he started singing, it was a little too much to take.

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 10:19:36 PM »
Joe:  Why didn't you come home last night?

Burke:  I got a better offer, mister...
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2009, 07:14:21 AM »
Once again, Joe's hopes were dashed when Burke confirmed that there were still only three songs on the juke Box.
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 07:07:50 PM »
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(And I love the new Vicki gets down avatar. Too much!  [stfl])
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 07:31:02 PM »
Every full moon, Burke transforms into Dirk Squarejaw, protector of the weak, player of pseudo-surf-guitar instrumentals, and forgettor of how to put his right arm into his coat sleeve.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2025, 07:55:41 PM »
Burke: "Who put The Man That Got Away on the jukebox?"
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