Episode #1050

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(The caption for this has got to be obvious. But I'll let someone else post it.  )

 

[Midnite]

:: Hoffman lowers dumbbells to her sides ::  "We must, we must, we MUST improve our bust..."

[BuzzH]

H: Alright Roxanne, raise your legs, slide down and RELAX!  
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P.S. Men don't know what embarrasment is, they don't go to the gynocologist!  

[michael c]

julia(to herself):"oh that reminds me there's a bra sale going on at brewster's...i don't think barnabas will miss me for an hour or two."

[arashi]

Well, at least he's moved on to red heads.... that's a step in the right direction.

[CyrusL]

So Timothy Stokes has done what other mad scientists could not, create a woman with the actual proportions of Barbie...

[McTrooper]

Julia:  * humming the tune Roxanne *
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Julia:  * singing to the tune of Roxanne * Roxanne you don't have to drink all the Bud Light . . drink all the Bud Light! drink all the Bud Light!  Roxanne!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

A sadly reflective Julia:

"Real Time or Parallel Time, Maggie Evans or Roxanne Drew; I guess that I'll always be just a good friend, sort of like Julie Kavner on 'Rhoda,' to Mr. Barnabas "The Fickle-Hearted" Collins..."

[Lydia]

Julia:  Breast transplants...yes...it's a crazy idea but it just might work!

[ClaudeNorth]

Grayson Hall found herself wishing that she had chosen the "product reimbursement" option instead of the "monetary reimbursement" option when she signed on to do the Playtex bra commercial.

[Bob_the_Bartender]

"Well, I helped Barnabas to 'create' a man, then a woman in Real Time.  Now, I suppose that I'll have to help him 'create' a man in this time band, after Lucy Ricardo here, finally wakes up!"

[MagnusTrask]

H: Alright Roxanne, raise your legs, slide down and RELAX! 
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P.S. Men don't know what embarrasment is, they don't go to the gynocologist! 

Just saw Emma Thompson in a movie undergoing one, from an old clollege student of hers.    Surprisingly, it was all utterly relaxed and comfortable.   Naw, just kidding.

Dr. JH: (thinking) "I am a doctor, barely... they've got knives here, good.... where do they sell alcohol and tupperware and crushed ice for packing stuff in this dimension?     And a good mirror for doing surgery at home later on yourself?"

[Nelson Collins]

Julia: I wonder if they'd deflate if I poked them with a scalpel?

[Lydia]

Grayson Hall voiceover:  As you can see, the Playtex bra lifts and separates:  the booster rockets in the cups lift the breasts until they achieve separation from the earth's gravitational field.

Hoffman:  Three...two...one....Blast-off!

[CastleBee]

Roxanne: Zzzzzzz...snort...zzzzzzz

Julia: Perky - HA!  Sure, who wouldn't be with a major set of falsies like that.