Episode #0266

 

L: If we're patient Mrs. Johnson, Santa will come shortly.
MJ: (thinking) I need to ask Mr. Devlin for a raise, this woman's nuts!   :-

Liz, thinking: Holy Cow! look at the size of that bird, it looks like its coming this way.

Mrs. Johnson, thinking:  Just look at her! she's not listening to a word I'm saying... Oh! is that a drop of rain?

"You know, Mrs. Johnson, when I look up at the moon, I sometimes wonder if my a.w.o.l. husband Paul, is somewhere else in the world, gazing up at that same moon right now, with Minnie Pearl at his side..." 

"You know, Mrs. Johnson, when I look up at the moon, I sometimes wonder if my a.w.o.l. husband Paul, is somewhere else in the world, gazing up at that same moon right now, with Minnie Pearl at his side..." 

Lol Bob, from Collinwood to Grinders Switch, and with her famous fried chicken, no doubt.
Michael

Lol Bob, from Collinwood to Grinders Switch, and with her famous fried chicken, no doubt.

CyrusL,

As that late, great lady used to say:

"How, do!?!"

Mrs. Johnson: "They don't pay me enough to indulge this woman's Little Red Riding Hood delusions. "

SJ: "I believe you, Mrs. Stoddard, there's no money in the budget for any raises....  Now don't you worry, you'll just feel a little, friendly nudge in the back, and then all your problems will be over..."