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« on: June 29, 2006, 10:56:55 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2006, 03:55:59 AM »

Carolyn:  Ok, ok! which one of you had a hand up my blouse?
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 04:43:13 AM »

I got two:

I love this material! Where did you get it?

I love your material too. We really must go shopping together.


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"Yeah, that's a pretty nice jawline, but what about this one?"

"Or Mine?"

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"Even a man who is pure of heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the Autumn moon is bright."
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 01:19:49 PM »

J: I told you to take her, now take her damn you!
C: Does this mean the engagement's over?
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"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2006, 09:42:30 PM »

Carolyn: Please Joe stop, he didn't take your favorite Wham! '45 out of the jukebox...I did.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 02:40:26 AM »

"Joe, Spike didn't mean any offense when he said that your cousin, Chris, is a loner who couldn't (or wouldn't) get a date for the senior prom."
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2006, 04:05:53 AM »

Joe-  Hey dumbass, just cause you look like harvey keitel does not give you the right to move in on my girl!!

reply- look whos talking....you look like tom selleck and you could pass for that future monster adam...so who u looking at dude?
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" When I gave Davey Collins the crystal ball I hoped he would see that I was his real father, and not that abusive Roger Collins!

Only Laura knows the truth regarding Davids paternity, and i am sure she remembers the back seat of that car Roger crashed.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2006, 03:56:48 PM »

Joe: "Think you're so tough, hah, grabbing my clothing?   Now I'm grabbing YOURS!"
Other guy: "Yeah, our clothes are sure going to be sorry in the morning, buddy!    But we proved we're tough without anyone getting scratched!  That's the main thing!"
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 06:51:38 PM »

Joe:  Not in the face! Not in the face!
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2012, 03:30:39 PM »

Joe: "So, why don't we ditch the blonde and I'll show you what rough trade is all about."
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2012, 03:34:54 PM »

Joe Haskell goes butch, but still a pussy cat in the bedroom....
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2019, 01:25:53 PM »

Those are too, Too, TOO PERFECT, Uncle Roger and Willie!!  [rofl10] [rollr] [rofl10] [rollr] [rofl10]  [thumbleft]

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2019, 02:20:36 PM »

 [BOO] Thanks, MB!!  [BOO]
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