Apparently Some Writers Will Take Any Excuse...

...to mention DS. Take this example from an article about which of their minor league players the writer would call up to play for the Atlanta Braves:

-- Dan Curtis, who has the same name as the producer of the old '60s-era ABC vampire soap "Dark Shadows," is 26. He's a 6-4, 215 righty. At AA Mississippi, he was 2-5 with a 4.56 ERA, 32 BB vs. 45 Ks. Haven't seen much of him at AAA, where he's only 0-1, 4.91 ERA, 2 BB/2 Ks. We'll keep watching him.

Though, of course, we're not about to complain. Anything that puts DS in front of the public should be fine by us. 

And here's a link for ayone who might want to check out the entire article: Who you gonna call?

That's hysterical!