Episode #0776

 

Rachel rightly believed that Dirk had become completely deranged when he planned to make a wooden post his next victim.

Rachel rightly believed that Dirk had become completely deranged when he planned to make a wooden post his next victim.

"Well, better than having one nailed into ya."-- Chastity Bono.

Rachel knew Dirk had gone bonkers when she overheard him declare his love for the door.

Rachel: I'm sorry all your whites turned pink, but how was I to know your that you hid a red dress in your trousers.

Dirk: You used my eyeliner too.  

Dirk: "It took all night, but I finally found a lamp low enough to the floor to underlight my face!   Being scary is hard work, and the pay is practically nonexistant!   I'm getting my old job back!"

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

I've never known one to be so fair, but you'd be much hotter if this wood replaced your hair.