Episode #0115

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 


 

[patrickm]

You have reached the Collinsport Sheriff's office.. We're not in at the present time. Leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. If this is Collinwood, we'll get back to you by the next business day. Beep

[dom]

"Liz, I'm tired of working in this stench. I want to stay at Collinwood as lord and master. And I want an American Express card. And furthermore I..."

[McTrooper]

Phone:  Hello, this is Comcast Xfinity. This is an important update about your 50% discount on your monthly bill, which expires at the end of today call back now to prevent your bill from increasing. thank you.

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Phone:  . . . switch your long distance provider to the Friends and Family plan  . . .

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Phone:  "It's me again, Margaret
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret
But I know you"

[Mysterious Benefactor]

(  I am so sick of getting texts like that I'm supposed to believe come from Xfinity - especially because I don't have a discount from them to actually expire. How dumb do they think I am not to know that?! But sadly, I suppose some people fall for it or the scammers wouldn't still be sending out the texts and making the phone calls...)

[McTrooper]

Yup
I guess I didn’t think about it from the perspective of someone with Xfinity.  It’s probably more frustrating than for people without out it. 
Maybe I should left it with the other captions

[Mysterious Benefactor]

I guess I didn’t think about it from the perspective of someone with Xfinity.  It’s probably more frustrating than for people without out it.

(The ones about services/deals that you don't even have are ridiculous!!    But I suppose they contact everyone they have contact info for and know that it'll be hit or miss that some of them won't even count. They just want to get to the ones that will fall for it...)