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Episode #0111
« on: November 24, 2025, 07:03:07 PM »
 [surprised]

Complete this phrase: Vicki - "OW! Matthew, why didn't you warn me I was about to sit down on...?!"



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Re: Episode #0111
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2025, 08:24:06 PM »
Something that Lenny and Squiggy wouldn't touch

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Re: Episode #0111
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2025, 02:34:37 PM »
Matthew #1

the previous groundskeeper

Mr. Juggins employed as an involuntary sex worker

your empty 'shell' or alien placenta, from a Body Snatchers style 'birth' of Matthew 2 (something went wrong, since 1 and 2 don't look alike)

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(Some of these would be quite a mouthful for Vicki, in a state of startlement!)
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Re: Episode #0111
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2025, 06:05:09 AM »
an apple pie made from toenail clippings

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a bear trap signed by an Abraham Lincoln impersonator

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a very small walrus
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