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« on: June 06, 2006, 11:06:18 PM »
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(I've carried the saga far enough - it's time for someone else to pick it up if they'd like to.  ;))
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2006, 12:22:44 AM »
No, they deserve some time alone.
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2006, 12:35:03 PM »
"You know, Burke, it's not just the frequent trips to the little boys' room or even the inability to 'perform,' that's bothering me.  Heck, it's getting to the point, where I can't even  remember to tune into Lawrence Welk on Saturday nights anymore!" :'(
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2006, 06:39:50 PM »
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Burke consoles Sam after Dave Woodard rejects his love.   >:D
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2006, 05:27:01 AM »
Burke:  The fact is, Sam, Dave is a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy.  Don't spread it around, but I've heard the real reason Julian Hoffman got that sex change operation was that he was hoping Dave would marry him - um...her.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2006, 01:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on June 08, 2006, 05:27:01 AM
Burke:  The fact is, Sam, Dave is a love-'em-and-leave-'em kind of guy.  Don't spread it around, but I've heard the real reason Julian Hoffman got that sex change operation was that he was hoping Dave would marry him - um...her.

OMG!  TOO funny!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2006, 02:32:48 PM »
"I completely understand, Sam.  Heck, after being cooped-up in prison for five, long years myself, boy, do  I KNOW how terrible it truly IS, to go without 'horizontal-enrichment' for all-too-many years!" ::) ;)
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2006, 06:06:43 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on June 08, 2006, 01:56:01 PM
OMG!  TOO funny!

I agree. And at last the truth comes out about how/why Julian became Julia.  [wink2]
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2006, 09:58:36 PM »
BURKE: Sam Evans, you need to go to a AA meeting, you need to stop drinking.
SAM: I love my booze.
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2006, 10:28:55 PM »
BURKE (THINKING): Now, I'll just knock him out with this hammer, then I can steal all his paintings.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2006, 11:56:29 PM »
Quote from: millicent on June 08, 2006, 10:28:55 PM
BURKE (THINKING): Now, I'll just knock him out with this hammer, then I can steal all his paintings.

Welcome Millicent!
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2006, 12:49:10 AM »
Thanks Trask.  :) So happy to be here. Thanks for telling me about this forum.
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2006, 07:03:34 PM »
Burke: I wish you would tell me you sat in chocolate pudding today Sam.

Sam: I wish I could tell you that to Burke... but we know better don't we.
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 06:07:41 PM »
Burke: "Forget about it, Sam. Woodard's no good for you. Come on back to my place and we'll watch a couple of gladiator movies."
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