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Episode #0505
« on: June 01, 2006, 12:38:23 AM »
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2006, 02:49:04 PM »
SP: I saw him first Deputy, he's MINE!
B: Boys, boys, no need to fight over me.  There's enough to go around!   >:D
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2006, 11:38:01 AM »
BC: "There's only one way to settle this... naked, drunken Twister with me as referee!"
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2006, 09:18:03 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on June 02, 2006, 11:38:01 AM
BC: "There's only one way to settle this... naked, drunken Twister with me as referee!"

Now THERE is a disturbing image!
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 09:45:56 PM »
The stress of having two lawmen snooping around his house was intensified by Barnabas's unexplained and sudden desire to make the hunky deputy his new Josette.
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2006, 02:53:39 AM »
There's only room for ONE Sheriff Sheriff Patterson in this town!
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2006, 08:39:58 AM »
Quote from: arashi on June 03, 2006, 02:53:39 AM
There's only room for ONE Sheriff Sheriff Patterson in this town!

Only one Sheriff Patterson at a time, anyway....
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2006, 04:17:14 AM »
Sheriff: deputy! are you chewing gum?  I hope you brought enough for everyone!

Barnabas, thinking:  Chewing gum is a nasty habit... drinking human blood, now that's different.
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2006, 12:31:43 AM »
"You're such a nincompoop!  Heck, I'll bet that even even Sheriff Andy Taylor has fewer headaches with Barney Fife!"

"Oh, yeah?  Well, at least, I don't look like Col. Klink 'up-top,' if you get my drift, 'sir'!"    >:(
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Re: Episode #0505
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2023, 05:30:11 PM »
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Barnabas:  Please you two settle down.
I’ll get some clear buckets with measurements on them so you can settle this contest.
Studding American Slang has really paid off.  I was wondering when I’d need those buckets.  It’s a silly contest though  . . .  who’ve drinks the most water wins.
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