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Episode #0503
« on: May 30, 2006, 12:35:37 AM »
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 02:34:44 AM »
W: Oh it was *horrible* Julia!  Barnabas found my inflatable girl and took her because he said she reminded him of Josette.  He gave her the music box and *everything*!
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 03:18:26 AM »
LOL Buzz.  How many more variations on the joke can we come up with?!   After David and a party doll, I'm not sure what's left!
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 07:39:00 AM »
Willie:  I tell you, I can't find it!  I'm trying, but it's just not there!
Julia:  Willie, turn around and sit down.  Nobody's asking you to find the center of the crystal.  What a ridiculous idea!
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2006, 03:54:58 AM »
Julia: Willie! this "WAS" my idea, I went and had my hair cut this way... Barnabas isn't punishing me! why, don't you like it?
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2006, 04:31:07 AM »
Willie: I just realized I accidentally switched my jacket at the diner with Hank Kimble, the county agent from Hooterville. Mine's got my diary and my Arby's discount coupons in it. Barnabas is gonna kill me for losing both of those!
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2006, 05:06:12 AM »
JH: "Willie, shlep on down to the pharmacy and pick up some ointment for Barnabas.  He's still suffering from chronic bed sores from 175 years in the coffin!   Hurry, the big one on his right cheek is running pus like a bandit!"
WL: "Ay caramba!!"
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2006, 04:30:22 PM »
Julia: Oh get over it, Willie! I'm sure Mary and Cindy will find jobs.
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2006, 05:01:33 PM »
Willie: Oh my God, I left Josette's music box at Maggie's place along with the earrings! Barnabas is gonna kill me!

Julia: Nah, she'll just start thinking she's Josette again and come to Barnabas, so actually he'll have to kiss your ass.
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2006, 08:34:32 PM »
Quote from: dom on December 09, 2006, 04:30:22 PM
Julia: Oh get over it, Willie! I'm sure Mary and Cindy will find jobs.

LOL!

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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2006, 12:44:44 AM »
Julia: Willie, don't you know that it only goes in one way?
Willie: Oh!  No wonder if felt so uncomfortable!
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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2007, 02:48:54 AM »
 :P Willie: Julia ya gotta help me, I got the world's worst toothache!

Julia: Willie, what can I do? I'm not a dentist only a mad scientist!

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Re: Episode #0503
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2007, 01:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Alondra on January 19, 2007, 02:48:54 AM
:P Willie: Julia ya gotta help me, I got the world's worst toothache!

Julia: Willie, what can I do? I'm not a dentist only a mad scientist!

 [laughing4]  She can give him a sedative instead.
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